Scrapbooking Fail

Today was my first day home for the holidays, and I decided to do a little crafting, making coasters out of tiles for some Christmas presents.  See similar project here. 

I needed some craft glue for my project and ran to Wal-Mart last night.  As I was strolling around the craft aisles, what did I see:

If any of you have had success scrapbooking with plates and flatware, please share your results.  

Scrapbooking fail, Wal-Mart, scrapbooking fail.